Nine Habits Other People Have That I Hate
1. When someone points at his wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, pal; where is yours?
2. Someone who is willing to get off the couch to search the entire room for the TV remote because he refuses to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Of course I do! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look.”Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a movie at the theater, "Did you see that?" No, loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say, "Life is short." What are they talking about?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does and still remembers! What can you do on earth that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?
1. When someone points at his wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, pal; where is yours?
2. Someone who is willing to get off the couch to search the entire room for the TV remote because he refuses to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Of course I do! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look.”Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a movie at the theater, "Did you see that?" No, loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say, "Life is short." What are they talking about?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does and still remembers! What can you do on earth that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?
