Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant

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Veronica

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Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban are expecting their first child, her rep confirms.“The couple are thrilled,” Catherine Olim says in a statement.For Kidman, 40, this will be her third child. She and her former husband, Tom Cruise adopted two children during their marriage: Isabella, now 15, and Connor, 12.As for where Kidman and Urban, [...]

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There is just something about that woman that does something to me.


Oh...I know




She's breathing:24:

No on a cereal note, she has that....Mysterious, catch me _____me look:unsure:
 

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The poison dwarf doesn't strike again!!:jk

He probably inseminated her through the power of the Thetans, crept into her house at night and did some sort of chicken dance around her bed. Her child will grow up (but too much) into the second coming on Xenu... be afraid people, be very afraid.

On a similar note, I may be jealous because I wasn't the one doing the 'inseminating'
 

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Did he ever strike with her. Something tells me something aint right if he can't score with Nicole but can with his latest bit!

Something like Sparkey said, but I find it very doubtful that Cruise actually had intercourse with Katie Holmes. Artificial Insemination was the way, IMHO.
 
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