Nice gift this morning

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hart

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Just as I'm about to go out the door for work, my black cat Phantom, comes thru the cat door with a live bird! I hollar at her, chase her thru the house, the dogs go apesh*t, barking and she runs to the bathroom and I close the door.

Joe had been a bit of a pain in the ass this morning. He was still a little drunk (goes to work at 1 pm) and he was bitching about a lot of things, so I said in a sweet voice, Honey, Phantom brought in a live bird and is in the bathroom......have a good day.....

Now he has a reason to really bitch :tooth
 
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so let me get this straight

your pussy is in the bathroom and your hubby is cranky

i think i know what i would do if i were Joe
 

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Lmao :24: that happened to me a couple of times when I was living at home! My mums cats used to bring in birds a lot, or they'd fly down the chimney.


Once, they brought a frog in. They jump a lot higher than I expected.
 

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I remember when my cat brought a mole inside and set it on the floor... my mom shoo'd him away and went to go "clean up"... and then it took off across the floor :willy_nilly:
 
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