Burntblood
Active Member
So my daughter's a freshman but she and three other freshman made the JV team at her high school.
They're the Newman Smith Trojans.
Anyway she's a starter on the JV as a middle hitter. She plays in the middle right close to the net.
She's a badass. I'm not just saying that because I'm her dad. It's the truth.
I used to let her punch me as hard as she could but a couple of years ago she said "Dad, can I punch you as hard as I can in the back?" I said "Sure, you little punk." The next thing I knew everything went black and I fell to my knees. After a minute or so the feeling to my lower extremities came back.
That day she became the family badass. I passed the baton to my 12 year old daughter.
So tonight they battle the mighty Colony Cougars. A match consists of the best of 3.
Game one was a hard fought battle. My daughter played well. Other men's daughter's were humiliated by her awesomeness. I was proud.
Game 2 - We're down 14 - 0. My daughter nails a devastating spike that was unreturnable.
14 - 1, we're still in this thing. Fast forward to 24-1. They serve and hit the net. Haha..losers.
24 - 2, it's on like a motherfucker. We serve and it goes 20 to 30 feet past the back line.
Nice power but game over.
I still felt good about it. My daughter scored the only offensive point.
Game 3 - We lose 25 - 21. Nothing spectacular here.
So she has to stay and watch the varsity team plus there's some rule about them riding back on the school bus and I head out.
Right around the corner was a liquor store. I've never seen one so close to a school.
I wasn't planning on drinking but it was fate.
I got a Red Bull and half a pint of vodka.
I told the old man behind the counter "Man, I've never seen a liquor store this close to a school before, the kids must love it." and the dude just stares straight into my eys and says "We don't sell liquor to minors."
So I say "Well, that's a shame." and the guy looks at me like I'm a total dick and says "That's the law mister." WTF?
Has everybody lost their mind?
Basically I'm pretty buzzed right now thanks to Newman Smith JV Volleyball and The Colony Cougar's close proximity to a liquor store.
Thanks lax Texas laws about distances between schools and liquor stores.
Thanks Jesus for making my daughter a fucking badass.
They're the Newman Smith Trojans.
Anyway she's a starter on the JV as a middle hitter. She plays in the middle right close to the net.
She's a badass. I'm not just saying that because I'm her dad. It's the truth.
I used to let her punch me as hard as she could but a couple of years ago she said "Dad, can I punch you as hard as I can in the back?" I said "Sure, you little punk." The next thing I knew everything went black and I fell to my knees. After a minute or so the feeling to my lower extremities came back.
That day she became the family badass. I passed the baton to my 12 year old daughter.
So tonight they battle the mighty Colony Cougars. A match consists of the best of 3.
Game one was a hard fought battle. My daughter played well. Other men's daughter's were humiliated by her awesomeness. I was proud.
Game 2 - We're down 14 - 0. My daughter nails a devastating spike that was unreturnable.
14 - 1, we're still in this thing. Fast forward to 24-1. They serve and hit the net. Haha..losers.
24 - 2, it's on like a motherfucker. We serve and it goes 20 to 30 feet past the back line.
Nice power but game over.
I still felt good about it. My daughter scored the only offensive point.
Game 3 - We lose 25 - 21. Nothing spectacular here.
So she has to stay and watch the varsity team plus there's some rule about them riding back on the school bus and I head out.
Right around the corner was a liquor store. I've never seen one so close to a school.
I wasn't planning on drinking but it was fate.
I got a Red Bull and half a pint of vodka.
I told the old man behind the counter "Man, I've never seen a liquor store this close to a school before, the kids must love it." and the dude just stares straight into my eys and says "We don't sell liquor to minors."
So I say "Well, that's a shame." and the guy looks at me like I'm a total dick and says "That's the law mister." WTF?
Has everybody lost their mind?
Basically I'm pretty buzzed right now thanks to Newman Smith JV Volleyball and The Colony Cougar's close proximity to a liquor store.
Thanks lax Texas laws about distances between schools and liquor stores.
Thanks Jesus for making my daughter a fucking badass.