Newbie...............

[Flingm0nkeyp0o]

so whats up kids?

 

[AUDRAA]

welcome but Im prob old enough to be your mother

 

[USF Sam]

Audra... this time when you rip the newb's heart out through his ass, do us a favor and mop up afterwards, OK?

Thanks, hun.

 

[Dana]

Don't be flinging shit at me.

 

[Flingm0nkeyp0o]

welcome but Im prob old enough to be your mother

I call everyone kid, and Dana, I only fling poo at people i like so you dont have to worry!

 

[AUDRAA]

Audra... this time when you rip the newb's heart out through his ass, do us a favor and mop up afterwards, OK?

Thanks, hun.

Im the moderator its your job to clean up after me, but its ok youll learn

 

[AUDRAA]

I call everyone kid, and Dana, I only fling poo at people i like so you dont have to worry!

well thats reassuring

 

[USF Sam]

Im the moderator its your job to clean up after me, but its ok youll learn

Ahhh, yes... I keep forgetting.

Cowering minions and all that.

Gotcha.

 

[NuckingFuts]

:homo:welcome

 

[Flingm0nkeyp0o]

yeah i have a feeling I wont be flinging poo at anyone on this forum. In fact I might go back to the last forum I was on

 

[AUDRAA]

well thats your choice

 

[Flingm0nkeyp0o]

nah i think ill stick around for a while and piss a few people off first

 

[NuckingFuts]

Dont do it newb. You stand no chance!

 

[AUDRAA]

nah i think ill stick around for a while and piss a few people off first

good thing Im here to get rid of you then huh?

 

[USF Sam]

yeah i have a feeling I wont be flinging poo at anyone on this forum. In fact I might go back to the last forum I was on

But... but... we've all grown to love you in only the short time we've known you.

Who else is going to entertain us with tales of throwing simian feces?

Who else will fill our lives and hearts with ridiculous user names trying to be l33t by randomly replacing letters with numbers?


Don't leave us. Don't leave this gaping hole in our souls.

 

[SammyStephens]

Hola, never mind these mean people, this forum is full of nice people. Like Myself!!!

I hope to make your acquaintance!!

And yes, Audraa and USF hate on new people, that is what they do. it fills the holes in their black little hearts!

 

[Flingm0nkeyp0o]

Dont do it newb. You stand no chance!

you under estimate me

 

[AUDRAA]

Hola, never mind these mean people, this forum is full of nice people. Like Myself!!!

I hope to make your acquaintance!!

And yes, Audraa and USF hate on new people, that is what they do. it fills the holes in their black little hearts!

I dont hate new people I said welcome sheesh!

 

[USF Sam]

good thing Im here to get rid of you then huh?

:24:

CLEAN UP- AISLE 3!

BRING THE BUCKET!
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[Flingm0nkeyp0o]

Hola, never mind these mean people, this forum is full of nice people. Like Myself!!!

I hope to make your acquaintance!!

And yes, Audraa and USF hate on new people, that is what they do. it fills the holes in their black little hearts!

Ive met worse