UncleBacon
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NEW HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Avenue in New
York where women can go to choose a husband. As you enter the store there
is a list of instructions of how the store operates.
1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !!!
2. There are 6 floors to the store and the attributes of the men
increase as you ascend the flights.
3. There is however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down
except to exit the building.
So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor a sign reads: Floor 1 --- these men have jobs.
She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 --- these men
have jobs and love kids.
She ascends further to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3 ---
these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow"
she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
On the 4th floor a sign reads: Floor 4 --- these men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Oh
mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still she goes to the 5th floor and a sign reads: Floor 5 --- these
men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but goes on the 6th floor and a sign reads:
You are visitor number 31,456,012 to the floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists only to prove that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the husband store.
NEW WIFE STORE ACROSS THE STREET
The 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who enjoy sex and have money.
The 3rd thru 6th floors have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Avenue in New
York where women can go to choose a husband. As you enter the store there
is a list of instructions of how the store operates.
1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !!!
2. There are 6 floors to the store and the attributes of the men
increase as you ascend the flights.
3. There is however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down
except to exit the building.
So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor a sign reads: Floor 1 --- these men have jobs.
She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 --- these men
have jobs and love kids.
She ascends further to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3 ---
these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow"
she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
On the 4th floor a sign reads: Floor 4 --- these men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Oh
mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still she goes to the 5th floor and a sign reads: Floor 5 --- these
men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but goes on the 6th floor and a sign reads:
You are visitor number 31,456,012 to the floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists only to prove that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the husband store.
NEW WIFE STORE ACROSS THE STREET
The 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who enjoy sex and have money.
The 3rd thru 6th floors have never been visited.
