Neverending Rap Battle

[Mrs Behavin]

I thought I would give this a try and see how it worked

Battle the user above you. A couple lines or more to help give the next poster material.
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yo yo

drop a line
make it good, man make it rhyme

if you cant then say good bye
leave and dont lie..

Rappers bring your beats
PEACE

 

[BaggedSplash]

well my name is BDN that i must say
i got a bright yellow truck that just wont lay.
its got a little black box with 9 little switches
that makes the truck hop for all you bitches.
with the front lifted up and the ass dropped down
i laugh at your shit like a crazed insane clown.

 

[Tim]

Your truck can lay low,
This I am sure.
But when you see me,
I'll be just a blurr.
On my way speeding past,
I say "you the man"
For that truck that you drive
Has no fart can.

 

[BaggedSplash]

well you may speed by me in a blur
but im not the one drooling and going "DURRR"
you see my friend when you drive real fast
you didnt see that girl with the real fine ass.
i pulled right over and she got in
she likes bagged trucks for the win.

 

[Tim]

The reason I was speeding through that part of town,'
was to bypass that hoe dressed like a clown
Sure you pulled over and that fine ass got in,
But did you realize her name used to be Jim?

 

[lemon]

the real reason this demon was speedin
cuz hes bleedin from the beatin last weekend
he got from the race track; got the picture with a kodak
cant face the fact once you go black yas cant go back

 

[Mrs Behavin]

wow you think you rock at bustin yo rhymes.
but boy them words aint worth a dime.
your girlfriends a hoe & you's think you's a pimp;
tryin to stroll thru that club with a cane and a limp

 

[!]

females can't rap, and thats a known fact
you started this war, but your rhymes are wack
what are you thinkin, nerdy boys ain't cool
their just the ones who got beatup in highschool

 

[hhayes]

what kinda name is an exclamation
you need to find you a new occupation
messin wit my girl will get yo ass smacked
so lay off it there homie before you get cracked

 

[!]

quiet now and back to the kitchen
too many women and too much bitchin
so make me a sandwhich and bring some beer
women can't rap didn't i make that clear

 

[hhayes]

okay then i'll bring you a beer
just to pour it on your head
how is that for clear
tonight you'll be eatin bread

 

[hhayes]

Re: RE: Neverending Rap Battle

sure i'll bring you a beer
and then i'll pour it on your head
how is that for clear
tonight you'll be eatin bread

 

[Mrs Behavin]

and you fail to impress me
with your clumsy tongue-twistin
your rhymes are rusted out
but my rhymes are rust-resistent
your rhymes are watered-down
but my rhymes are double-fistin, tried
to cut my rhymes out
but my rhymes were too persistent
so listen to me now
my intuition showed me how
you've no ambition in your sound
your competition's disalowed
and if you're seeking consolation, then you'd be in the right
cause while your rhymes are dry-humping, mine are great all night
:lol

 

[99mustang232]

"my rhymes", "my rhymes", is all you keep repeating
you're not going to beat me in a rap battle without cheating
the words you spit are old and antique
but you do win the award for the longest no-sex streak!

 

[Dizzy]

Man That Freestyle was wake i couldnt wait for it to end
yea i might not have girl but you got a boyfriend
What you gonna do
Whip infront of your crue like i aint happin to me
The thing is
I'm real and your phony
My style is fat
Like Saragoosy Tony

 

[AsEachDayDies]

Alright guys, I can't stand these lines
You need to settle down, and open your damn eyes
See, I'm the real prodigy but you can't see to believe to agree with me that you can't catch my speed
Cause my style's not the same, this isn't a game, It's not my fault you suck, you're the one to blame
You need relax, track back on the past calm down, you're becoming lost, and not gunna be found
No matter what you try, you're just a big lie, I just dished my serving, now goodbye

 

[noona]

"my rhymes", "my rhymes", is all you keep repeating
you're not going to beat me in a rap battle without cheating
the words you spit are old and antique
but you do win the award for the longest no-sex streak!

its true
they were saying "my rhymes" a bit to much
no-sex streak man? dude all you do is *suck*
take it rough up the duff by another man
your screaming give me more sam
all you do is sit in front of the computer jerking
then finding a man and start inserting
while im at the club flirting getting any girl i want
my rhyming is the best your rhyming is blunt
yo is that a tear dont cry iv had enough of this clown thats here
good bye

 

[itsmeJonB]

how did i never see this thread to lyrically murda ya
its absurd ya brah, how you gonna rhyme when no ones ever hear of ya
i spit quickness with a lyrical raping disgracing this place with your menial pacing
im facing dr suesses with nursery rhymes im inclined to wrap nooses after each of my lines
cause im murdering rap kids while your known as a nooner
you should have shown up a bit sooner so i coulda left you blacker and bluer

 

[Goat Whisperer]

how did i never see this thread to lyrically murda ya
its absurd ya brah, how you gonna rhyme when no ones ever hear of ya
i spit quickness with a lyrical raping disgracing this place with your menial pacing
im facing dr suesses with nursery rhymes im inclined to wrap nooses after each of my lines
cause im murdering rap kids while your known as a nooner
you should have shown up a bit sooner so i coulda left you blacker and bluer

ggdsf

Have you heard?

man

You've just got served.

 

[itsmeJonB]

dude. i'll treat you like nooner and finish you with a quickie
its tricky, is this a real rap battle or is Ashton Kutcher tryna trick me?
instinctively i think im gettin punked by this chump i can finish this easier than a drunk in a slump
i punk who I want and make no exception.call me a fag and get trumped. i got every bitch on my erection
and check your inflection when youre calling me gay, test the waters all you want but i gotta say no to a date
yo and dont hate when i spit shit quick to diminish this wack rapper saying "wankers", quick apologize to the british