Never been so embarrassed

[Mrs Behavin]

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had some problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. Today we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While eating my taco, I smelled something funny. I then realized that Cameron had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Cameron, are you SURE you didn't have an a ccident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Cameron did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

 

[Jersey]

holy shit!!!!



thats hilarious!!!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :laughat :funnah

 

[Ms_Kitty]

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the funny damn thing I have ever heard/read!!!!!!!!!! I am crying I am laughing so hard!!!!!!!

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[hhayes]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl omg thats hilarious

 

[R.A.T. Army]

I was laughing as I vomited!!! Great story!!! :barf :barf :rofl

 

[SilentEyz]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
that is too Funny,

 

[UncleBacon]

thats a riot oh man hahahaha

 

[Haus]

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[lemon]

Re: RE: Never been so embarrassed

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[Veronica]

hahaha I just had cereal come out my nose!!
:rofl

 

[Haus]

you know better then to eat when you read these forums.

 

[detonator]

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[White2000GT]

That was too funny! Too bad you didn't get it on camera. Then you could have sent it to America's Funniest Home Videos and won $10,000.

 

[DarthMan]

Hahahahaha great story
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[horseshoeing]

That was good

 

[Mrs Behavin]

That was too funny! Too bad you didn't get it on camera. Then you could have sent it to America's Funniest Home Videos and won $10,000.

Oh man! I guess Im out $10,000