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AUFred

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Seems to be the hot trend now days. Anyone got funny stories from one of these parties?


My all time favorites was over 25 years ago. It was a Sunday School party and everyone usually was always so proper. The hair came down as the gift exchange started. There were a few gifts which everyone wanted to steal and as the party wore down there were only a few gifts left. My wife was stuck having to draw from the pile and grabbed a little box which was a little bigger than a box jewelry might come in. She unwrapped and it was a box which showed a cute stocking hanger. She opens the end of the box and proceeds to allow the contents to fall in her hand....What should fall out but a pile of dog crap!:24: It was plastic and designed to be used as a place to hide a spare house key outside. The look on her face was pure shock. That was not the best. Our preacher had a great sense of humor and was the last man standing. He smiled and walked around and looked at each person's gift. Finally he decided to take the last gift which had not been unwrapped. Seems one of our members was a nurse at a local hospital and she had furnished the final gift. Now the preacher played it up and studied the package and the weight and really was enjoying the attention and the anticipation of his gift. When he finally gets the wrapping open it is......"THE BIGGEST SUPPOSITORY" I have ever seen in my life. The preacher ended up rolling on the floor laughing literally.:24:
 
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Every Christmas we(family) have what is called the 'boobie prize' which is normally done after all the nice gifts have been handed out. We each draw a number and then going by what number we take turns picking a boobie prize. Once everyone has a boobie prize we are then given a chance to trade before unwrapping.
Last year, some of the boobie prizes where: a polly the insulting parrot, a farting toilet seat, fart spray, a giant condom, pretend dog shit and the one all the kids had to leave the room for - the swearing pen. Was absolutely funny! Afterwards we guess who bought what.

The fart spray was horrible...it truly stank for a bit in the hall. LOL I'll see if i can find the picture of the giant condom which ended up on a few peoples heads. LMAO
 
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