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> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
>generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic
>name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
>called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
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> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
>After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
>announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
>considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
>course, Ibepokin.
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> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
>available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
>beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man
>to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
>this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
>"highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
>market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
 
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