My Super Sweet 16

[BiPolar Betty]

Im home alone eating my salad, doing some work/posting on my laptop and channel surfing.
So I come across MTV and they are having a MY SUPER SWEET 16 marathon!!
HOLY FAAAAAAAWK @ THESE KIDS!!!
ok, I am very lucky to come from a VERY privileged family, My parents were able to give me all the best life could offer. I did get a brand new car @ 16 ... BUT these fucking kids on this show are out of control!
DADDY, I ORDERED 3 HELICOPTERS NOT 1
MOM THIS DRESS IS ONLY 7THOUSAND DOLLARS! WTF!! EEWW

HONESTLY THIS SHOW IS INSANE.
fucking horrible kids, insane parents. tisk tisk.

YouTube - Charlie Brooker on My Sweet 16

 

[Peter Parka]

I'd like to slap each and every one of them!

South park did a good episode taking the piss out of them, the one with Satan having a halloween party which pretty much turned into one of those things.

 

[BiPolar Betty]

ahahahaaa I'll have to search that on youtube.
I seriously wanna bitch slap all these kids.
i was a tad spoiled, but not to this extreme.
ever.

 

[FreeWorkVest]

I watched this show a couple of times. My god what is wrong with those parents. One girl totally flipped because the Mercedes CLK was not the right color "Ruined, you completely ruined my sweet 16...SILVER a SILVER CAR...RUINED!!!"

 

[BiPolar Betty]

LMFAO!!

the little girls are the worst

and the friends that BEG them to please be invited to their party
id be like fuck that
this bitch aint inviting me? i sure aint beggin

 

[FreeWorkVest]

I know. It is sad that parent's are cultivating this attitude in their children. The girls on these shows are going to grow up to be orrible people.

 

[BiPolar Betty]

my dad remarried this skank (total gold digger)
im his youngest child (and im my moms ONLY child)
i know his wife is dyiiiiiiiiiiiing to get knocked up
and i can totally see her kid being on this show in 16 yrs.
my dad is such a loser.

 

[FreeWorkVest]

my dad remarried this skank (total gold digger)
im his youngest child (and im my moms ONLY child)
i know his wife is dyiiiiiiiiiiiing to get knocked up
and i can totally see her kid being on this show in 16 yrs.
my dad is such a loser.

Sorry about that. I don't understand why guys allow gold diggers to get their hooks into them.

 

[BiPolar Betty]

my dad is your typical rich dude, going bald, drives a sports car and has a hot young wife.
like i hate her with a passion, whenever im there i make her feel like an idiot, but thank god, i think deep down inside my dad knows better than to get that fucking twat preggers.

 

[FreeWorkVest]

I hope he got a prenup.

 

[BiPolar Betty]

oh yes. and he made my husband sign one too.
well my husband doesnt know my dad was the one behind it all
he had a suspicion
but i told him it was my idea

 

[FreeWorkVest]

Good idea. That reminds me, I need a sugar momma, any volunteers?

 

[Elle]

Watching this show only makes me feel even more depressed about out future leaders.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

this is why im never buying my kid anything with the word princess on it

 

[BiPolar Betty]

lol!!!
im soooo glad i dont have a daughter.
im too scared.

 

[Elle]

this is why im never buying my kid anything with the word princess on it

EXACTLY!! Good job for seeing that already. The more prissy shit you give them, the more you encourage them to be so girly, the more they end up being prissy little shits as teens.

Good Lord if I ever had to deal with my daughter being afraid to get dirty! She can ride a dirtbike, I'll have you know!

 

[FreeWorkVest]

Boys are so much easier to raise.

 

[Elle]

they are.

 

[FreeWorkVest]

Once they hit 10, just tell them be home for dinner and wear a condom. Its like they raise themselves

 

[BiPolar Betty]

If I had a daughter I'd have her on the soccer field chasing a soccer ball or in the backyard playing with bugs.