My deformaties. The most useless thread you will ever read.

[BreakfastSurreal]

I'm incredibly bored.

I'm double jointed and have a hitch-hikers thumb



I have the fattest toes I've ever seen. And yes they were the same size when I weighed 110lbs.


attached earlobes


a group of freckles I've had since I was 8 or so that is in the shape of a giraffe.

you can see him better here. His name is Bob.


and everyone's favorite...my gene simmons tongue. lol.

 

[lemon]

"hi bob"

</insomniacs anonymous>

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

Bob just bit me. he wants me to feed him. I tried punching him but it kinda hurt stupid giraffe.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I have carpal tunnel syndrome, so I can't do that with my thumb.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

its a recessive gene. some people have it some dont. hows this for insomnia? james says i need visine, but i think this is normal.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I think Visine would take care of the redness.

You kept letting me spell it Visene... bah!

 

[elluko]

Agh! an eyeball!
I scrolled down when i had my moniters resolution really high and it took up the entire screen!

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

haha.

 

[White2000GT]

I'm incredibly bored.

Ah! That is the cutest look!!! I love it!

 

[Home Ocell]

how can you do that with de finger? Doesn't It hurt you?

 

[Bagel]

hahah lovely and to think i went to bed early last night..damn alcohol

not to mention the time zone diefferance it might have been 1-2am for you but it was 3-4 am for me lol

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

no it doesnt hurt at all. And white, that is my "ok you think you're cool, and im being sarcastic so I'm gonna go along with you and pretend you are cool" look. lol

 

[Bagel]

haha..lovely ..my brothers hitchhikers finger is worse..his bends at a 90 degree angle

 

[White2000GT]

no it doesnt hurt at all. And white, that is my "ok you think you're cool, and im being sarcastic so I'm gonna go along with you and pretend you are cool" look. lol

Haha! That's awesome! You give that look often?

 

[AUDRAA]

I can do that with my thumb too I guess I never really found it that odd.







Thanks for making me feel like a freak Claire :jk:

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

hey at least you dont have a list of deformities like me. haha. I find most of mine to be quite endearing...the fat toes and the tongue are my favs i think.

 

[AUDRAA]

I do have one ugly ass portwine birthmark on my toes though. Trust me youre toes dont even compair to that thing and there is no way Id ever post it

 

[OUZBnd]

i'm pretty sure my deformity tops all of yours, but trust me, im not bragging..

 

[elluko]

My friend has a white birthmark on his shoulder shaped like a skull and crossbones.