Music teacher lies about killing pedestrian to get off work..

[pinkporridge]

That awkward moment when you realize that your teacher lied about killing a girl so he didn't have to go to work..

http://m.local.stv.tv/glasgow/news/...ut-killing-pedestrian-to-avoid-going-to-work/


God i went to fucked up school.

 

[porterjack]

drunks do dumb things

 

[pinkporridge]

I am just baffled as to how you would even come up with that. What happened to good old "i have flu"?

 

[porterjack]

seeking attention, you are likely to get more sympathy if you are dealing with the trauma of this kind of event than getting over a cold

music teachers are too artsy fartsy for their own good

no self respecting sports teacher would ever do this

 

[hart]

No Porter but I'd rather have a teacher lie than molest a student

 

[porterjack]

No Porter but I'd rather have a teacher lie than molest a student

you can molest me, i would cover for you

 

[pinkporridge]

I think his lies peaked too soon, where was he going to go from killing some one? Cutting off a limb? claim depression! You get signed off for as long as you want really.

 

[darkcgi]

anyways, lol
They just need to give him a time out but they need to also
provide him with some therapy while he is out

or just give him the boot because the liability will be big if they keep him

 

[Kyle B]

There was an assistant principal around here who stabbed himself with a pencil and blamed it on a student.

Edit: oh yea, and I almost forgot about the teacher from one of the local high schools who stabbed another teacher in the face with a screwdriver.

 

[hart]

Do they not do any psychological testing on teachers? :willy_nilly:

 

[pinkporridge]

There was an assistant principal around here who stabbed himself with a pencil and blamed it on a student.

Edit: oh yea, and I almost forgot about the teacher from one of the local high schools who stabbed another teacher in the face with a screwdriver.

Thats just fucked up!

 

[darkcgi]

I always thought there were really weird things going on with my teachers
like I had one tell me "What would you do if I came to class with skulls on my clothes dressed like you?"
I quickly replied "Stop wearing them!"
Got sent to the office (this meaning she was taking me to get reprimanded for what I had done.
what a loony
needless to say nothing happened except interrupted the learning time

I was insulted by my fashion choosing
and I'm sure in had something to do with religion (this was a public school)

 

[Zorak]

lol, you can only laugh at something like this.

 

[pinkporridge]

Yea caused a lot of hilarity on Facebook with my old school friends. As if the whole thing being in the papers wasn't humiliating enough now hes now getting a ripping from all his ex pupils. He was a bit strange when he thought me.. But not compulsive liar strange..

 

[Dana]

Interesting... I think I could come up with excuses that didn't require me killing someone to get out of working...

 

[End Of All]

I used to have this Science teacher who would get stoned every Sunday night so he would have a hangover on Monday.