moving to australia

[skyblue]

A KIWI (New Zealander) is hoping to immigrate to Australia, and arrives at Kingsford Smith Airport on a sunny Wednesday morning full of optimism for the future.

Still, things do not go quite as planned ...

"What is your business in Australia?" the customs officer asks him politely.
" I wish to immigrate," the Kiwi replies.

"Do you have a criminal record?" the officer inquires.

Stunned, the crestfallen Kiwi replies: "Geez, bro, I didn't think you still needed one".

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha! You don't know how tempted I was to use that when I got asked that question at Australian customs!:24:

 

[skyblue]

go for it......aussies are known for they're humour

 

[Maritxu]

haahaha