The other night this woman was invited out for a night with "the girls." She
told her husband that shewould be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed
another 9 times. She was really proud of her self for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
with her husband. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told
him " Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!
Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When she asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
told her husband that shewould be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed
another 9 times. She was really proud of her self for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
with her husband. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told
him " Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!
Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When she asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
wned
