More Male Bashing
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius!
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have enough time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
Because they don't stop and ask for directions!
Why don't women have men's brains?
Because they don't have penises to put them in!
What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They were both intended for children, but men end up playing with them!
Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock!
Why do men masturbate?
It is sex with someone they love.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump womens legs at coctail parties!
Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy!
Why is a mans piss yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell whether he is coming or going!
How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Nobody knows since it never happens!
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!
(www.funnyandjokes.com)
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius!
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have enough time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
Because they don't stop and ask for directions!
Why don't women have men's brains?
Because they don't have penises to put them in!
What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
They were both intended for children, but men end up playing with them!
Why do men snore when lying on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock!
Why do men masturbate?
It is sex with someone they love.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump womens legs at coctail parties!
Why did God make men before women?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy!
Why is a mans piss yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell whether he is coming or going!
How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?
Nobody knows since it never happens!
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!
(www.funnyandjokes.com)
