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[UncleBacon]

Here's some more jokes, some ethnic stuff.

A Greek and an Italian were debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek said, "We have the Parthenon!"

The Italian said, "We have the Coliseum!"

The Greek said, "We had great mathematicians!"

The Italian said, "We had the Roman Empire!"

And so on and so on until the Greek exclaimed: "We invented sex!"

The Italian nodded and said: "This is true...but it was the Italians who

introduced it to women!"

 

[Mrs Behavin]

OMG :funnah

 

[UncleBacon]

I got skillz what can I say

 

[Mrs Behavin]

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I got skillz what can I say

That reminds me of that Starburst commerical. You know, the one where that girl opens a Starburst with her tongue and the song thats playing is "She got Skills".

 

[TheOriginalJames]

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I got skillz what can I say

That reminds me of that Starburst commerical. You know, the one where that girl opens a Starburst with her tongue and the song thats playing is "She got Skills".

That commercial ownz.

and the joke was good.

 

[UncleBacon]

fug u I got skillz

 

[sp3nis]

lmao :lol :lol :lol

 

[MrAWatts]

Good joke, however I must point something out. The colesseum is not in italy. It is in Rome.

 

[UncleBacon]

which is in italy...... wned

 

[dt3]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

 

[UncleBacon]

:funnah :lol

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

 

[lemon]

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What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

what i would do if i was a woman for a day:

:gives

 

[UncleBacon]

the same things you do as a guy.....get anal raped wned just messin with ya haha

 

[horseshoeing]

Girls just don't understand.

 

[lemon]

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the same things you do as a guy.....get anal raped wned just messin with ya haha

:fu

 

[UncleBacon]

:lol

 

[Mrs Behavin]

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Girls just don't understand.

What do girls not understand? Please explain in detail.