That's one of the funniest reads I've had in ages. The following made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.
" [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]On 07-May-11 at 21:48:43 BST, seller added the following information:[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]My mrs has decided that if we can't afford the "boob" job she would like me to buy her something which she can make go 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds........................ so if anyone has any bathroom scales for sale please let me know. Ta. "
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