Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in
the desert. After they got their tent all
set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone
Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards
sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions
of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then
says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells
me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
"Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn
is in Leo.
"Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three in the morning.
"Theologically, it tells me that the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
"Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you,
Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo shit. It mean
someone stole the tent."
the desert. After they got their tent all
set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone
Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards
sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions
of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then
says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells
me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
"Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn
is in Leo.
"Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three in the morning.
"Theologically, it tells me that the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.
"Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you,
Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo shit. It mean
someone stole the tent."
