Men's English

[Eridanus]

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins
14.Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

 

[Peter Parka]

Yup, true!

 

[ouachiski]

someone please delete this, cant have all the women knowing our secret code cause they wont tell us theirs

 

[Magic P]

Dammit I think the same as men.

 

[sundvlfn88]

So true!

 

[Boomer]

Pretty much sums it up. So....can I call you some time Eridanus? Cause I'm bored.

 

[jbarroqueiro]

That sums it all up...LMAO....