The only way for a couple to enjoy a quickie with their 8yr old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a mars bar, and told him to shout out reports of all the street activities.
He began.."There's a car being towed away", " Jason's on his skateboard, and the Wilson's are shagging".
startled, his mum and dad sat up. Dad asks,.."how do you know they are shagging?!
He replies..."Cause little Jimmy wilson is on his balcony with a mars bar!"
He began.."There's a car being towed away", " Jason's on his skateboard, and the Wilson's are shagging".
startled, his mum and dad sat up. Dad asks,.."how do you know they are shagging?!
He replies..."Cause little Jimmy wilson is on his balcony with a mars bar!"
