Man vs. Washing Machine

[GraceAbounds]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

omgoodness lmao

 

[GraceAbounds]

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

 

[GraceAbounds]

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

grace you are on a roll today! lol

 

[GraceAbounds]

Actually my Mom is ... she's the one that sent them to me. heh!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

well tell your mom shes makin my sides hurt lol

 

[IntruderLS1]

:24::24:

I caught myself multi-quoting, but I'll settle for LMAO!!

Good stuff Gracie. Thanks.

 

[SRC]

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

 

[ssl]

"instruction manual" or "map"

 

[skyblue]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'

i'm a bit like that

 

[skyblue]

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

and i thought you were nice