Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping
off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he
had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you
mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."
"Listen, love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my
fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train."
He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and
eating the prawns. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a
little sleep.
The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he
was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.
After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that
noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got nothing to do with
you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on
this train."
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the
window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.
The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined £200 for
that!"
To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police
smell your fingers."
off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he
had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you
mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."
"Listen, love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my
fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train."
He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and
eating the prawns. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a
little sleep.
The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he
was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.
After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that
noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "It's got nothing to do with
you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on
this train."
At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the
window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.
The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined £200 for
that!"
To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police
smell your fingers."
