Dodge_Sniper
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A young, newlywed couple check into a hotel for their honeymoon. Shortly after they get into the room, the groom removes his pants, hands them to his bride and says to her, "Here...put those on." "What?", replies the bride. "Put those pants on!", the groom says boldly. So, the bride, though confused, puts on his pants...but they are WAAAY to big to fit her. Chuckleing, the bride says, "Honey, I can't fit into your pants...". So the husband, with a smirk on his face says, "Exactly. Which means from this day foreward, I wear the pants in the family."
"Oh...REALLY...?", replies the now pissed-off bride. SHE then grabs a pair of her panties, hands them to her husband, and says to him, "Here...put THESE on...". Baffled, he takes the panties from her. "You can't be serious." says the husband. "Yes, I AM. Put them on!"
He begins to put them on, but they are WAAAY to small to fit. "Honey, there is NO way I can get into your panties..."
In which the wife replies, "Exactly. And that's how it's GONNA BE until your attitude changes!"
"Oh...REALLY...?", replies the now pissed-off bride. SHE then grabs a pair of her panties, hands them to her husband, and says to him, "Here...put THESE on...". Baffled, he takes the panties from her. "You can't be serious." says the husband. "Yes, I AM. Put them on!"
He begins to put them on, but they are WAAAY to small to fit. "Honey, there is NO way I can get into your panties..."
In which the wife replies, "Exactly. And that's how it's GONNA BE until your attitude changes!"
