:24::24::24:Unfortunately, Robert T. Jenkins now sits in jail with probably the worst criminal tale ever. He was arrested at a Walmart in Canton, Ohio for peeing on steaks. Yes, you heard that right.
Cops were called to the store after Jenkins simply walked up to the meat counter, pulled out his manly apparatus -- which we hope isn't capable of reproduction -- and begin peeing on the steak selection.
No one seems to know why he did it, unless he was practicing a bold new form of marinating.
Robert Jenkins Arrested for Peeing on Steaks at Walmart - True Crime Report