Man advice

[Tim]

When you catch a guy
glancing at you,
he's wondering what
you look like naked

When a guy bumps into your arm
while walking with you
it means your too damn close
back up 3 steps

When he wants a hug
he will go to the nudy bar
and buy a lap dance

When u break a guys heart
he won't even remember
your name 3 days later

When a guy is quiet,
he's probably masturbating

When a guy is not arguing,
it means there are no women around

When a guy looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
he's wondering what the hell are
you blabbering about now

When a guy answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
he's fine.

When a guy stares at you,
he's wondering if he slept with
you before

When a guy lays his head on your chest,
well... that's self explanatory

When a guy says he can't live
without you,
he's really horny and knows that's
what you want to hear

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
it means the scope on his rifle
wasn't set properly

When a guy is mean to you after a break-up
it's because you don't know when to let go
and move on, quit being such a clingy bitch.





*strict parody, no hate mail please*

 

[Suzie]

LMAO! First time I have seen a male one of this!! nice!

 

[AUDRAA]

haha Tim youre to much

 

[dt3]

That is frickin awesome!

Did you do that yourself? If so, the rep will come

 

[groundpounder]

That's pretty solid, right there. Hilarious!

Rep being given regardless if it's original or plagairized!

 

[sexy.time]

When a guy says he can't live
without you,
he's really horny and knows that's
what you want to hear

&

When a guy answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
he's fine.

i find those two to be most true

 

[CRZY72004]

That Was Awsome!!!!

 

[alleycat]

Did you write that Tim? LOL

 

[GuesSAngel]

hahaha nice. that explains A LOT lmao.















:jk

 

[Tim]

That is frickin awesome!

Did you do that yourself? If so, the rep will come

Did you write that Tim? LOL

I copied the one that Alli posted for women and just replaced the rules as they applied to men

So Yes they are my words, but No the structure and idea came from the other thread...

 

[groundpounder]

Like I said - dudn't matter. It was great! good job!

 

[Tim]

The one part was from my favorite line in TV history...

It was from the show Married with Children.

Al Bundy is sitting on the couch as Peggy walks in the front door.

"Al, did you miss me", Peggy says in her whinny voice.
Al mumbles a disappointed "With every bullet so far."

 

[Mrs Behavin]

That so explains ALOT! Answers alot of questions

 

[GuesSAngel]

haha i'm with ya on that one amy

 

[Tim]

Come on now... do you really think that describes who I am?

besides the dry humor that is.

 

[GuesSAngel]

hahaha noooo....but that funny comment you made comes into my head...'i don't wanna sleep with you...' lmao. is that how it went?

 

[Tim]

No, I said.... "I wanna have sex..... just not with you."

 

[GuesSAngel]

oh yeah hahaha