Subject: The Magic Fairy
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come
again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female.
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come
again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female.
