Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says: "I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says: "He'd probably let you if you pet him a little bit first."
The other one looks at him and says: "He'd probably let you if you pet him a little bit first."
