little jonny strikes again

[UncleBacon]

so little jonny walks into his parents bedroom and to his surprise his dad had his mother bent over the dresser hitting it hard from behind....little jonny's dad heard jonny come in so he turned his head and looked at him with a smile and a wink...jonny then dashed out of the bedroom
the next day little jonny's dad was walking by jonny's room and heard a strange noise so he opened the door
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! he exclaimed
little jonny had his grandmother bent over the dresser hitting it hard from behind...so little jonny turns his head and looks at his father and says What???its not funny when its your mom is it?

 

[Kat]

:24: :24: so very wrong but so damn funny :24:

 

[sundvlfn88]

That is just too funny!! I got a good laugh at that.

 

[Mirage]

:24: Haven't read that one before :24:

 

[UncleBacon]

its a crack up....that lil jonny is a lil devil

 

[laughoutloud]

Heres another one...

Bush at elementary school

So Bush decides to take a stop at an elementary school and randomly walks in on a classroom. The teacher goes "Oh its such an honor" "Mr. Bush would you mind. I was teaching the children word meanings. Could you help them with the word tragedy." So Bush agrees and asks the class the meaning of tragedy. Sarah raises her hand and says "If a tractor rolls over me and my friend by mistake, that would be a tragedy." Bush says "No, that would be an accident." So Jim raises his hand and says "If I drown because I slipped off of a dock, that would be a tragedy" Bush replies "No, that would be a great loss" So quiet little Johnny raises his hand from the corner "If an AirForce 2 Plane carrying you and Mrs. Bush onboard is shot down, that would be a tragedy." Bush replied "RIGHT! Now can you tell me why it is a tragedy." Johnny replied "Because it wouldn't be an accident or a fucking great loss either."


Enjoy
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