Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by
regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school.
When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior,
Little Johnny said,
"I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud
of that fact."
The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better
than you, will you stop?"
Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two
pieces of paper on the floor with identical
piles of chalk dust on each one.
Johnny dropped his pants,squatted down,
farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust
off the paper.
The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted but when she was done, there wasn't a trace of chalk dust
left on the paper.
Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do
it again.
She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt.
"No wonder you won!" he
exclaimed indignantly,
"you've got a Double-Barrel!"
regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school.
When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior,
Little Johnny said,
"I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud
of that fact."
The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better
than you, will you stop?"
Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two
pieces of paper on the floor with identical
piles of chalk dust on each one.
Johnny dropped his pants,squatted down,
farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust
off the paper.
The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted but when she was done, there wasn't a trace of chalk dust
left on the paper.
Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do
it again.
She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt.
"No wonder you won!" he
exclaimed indignantly,
"you've got a Double-Barrel!"
