Little Guy Goes To Prison

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

A little beta male should we say, gets himself locked up in a tough tough prison, probably because the ACLU was too busy burning flags or something to protect him..whatever

Anyways....His first day in his cell, he notices he's sharing with a HUGE, musclebound guy with tattos all over, and a generally mean look about him.

Some time passes, and before to long the feared conversation comes up

The big man walks up to the little man and says "Okay little man.....who you wanna be...the husband or the wife?"

The little man shakes a little but thinking he has this galoot outsmarted he resonds "The husband"

The big dumb guy stands there....scratching his head a minute....then says

"Okay then smartass.....Get on yer knees and suck yer wifes dick"

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Oh come on.....Nobody reading jokes today

 

[Wookiegirl]

i was readin sumpin else
and got lost :ninja

 

[GmaN]

I read it, but sorry bro, i have read better.

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

I read it, but sorry bro, i have read better.

I'm calling b/s

 

[Covey]

I didnt laugh :ninja

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

I fail at life

 

[Tim]

I fail at life

Now that's funnier than the joke. :24:

 

[BeautifulHeart]

Heard better that sucks lol