List 3 things to never say on a first date

[butterflylover]

List 3 things to never say on a first date...
I love you
What's your bra size?
Will you marry me?

 

[hart]

I was on a first date once and I mentioned I didn't like to clothes shop and the guy said he loved me. (I didn't believe him)

 

[butterflylover]

I was on a first date once and I mentioned I didn't like to clothes shop and the guy said he loved me. (I didn't believe him)

That's good,what did you say when he said he loved you?

 

[hart]

Laughed.....We ended up going out a few times, but alas, didn't marry

 

[butterflylover]

Laughed.....We ended up going out a few times, but alas, didn't marry

That's good,are you still friends?

 

[NoDak]

You should have work different clothes.
Those slacks make your butt look big
Unbutton that blouse a couple more.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

1.You remind me of my mother
2.You remind me of Justin Bieber
3.Remind me what your name is again?

 

[pinkporridge]

1. I sharted..
2. Meh.. I've seen bigger
3. I will always love my cats more than any man.

 

[pjbleek]

1. i don't have a job
2. i still live with my parents
3. can I borrow $_____

 

[AUFred]

I left my wallet at home can you pay?
Do you have any money I can borrow for gas?
I bet I would look good in your panties.
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[Maulds]

It's not contagious
I can't believe we wore the same outfit
Answer this and tell her you're my mom

 

[End Of All]

1.Do you like to pat?
2.Do you have a car, because I rode here on my bicycle?
and a horrible anti-romance one
3.How are your parents doing?

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

1. Can we just swing by the hardware store?I'm all out of duct tape.
2.Didn't you used to be on my daughter's beach volleyball team?
3.So, do I get extra credits on my next homework assignment for this?

 

[Dana]

1. i don't have a job

Many people are unemployed/Cannot get work for various reasons. I think more women should be more open minded and aware of this frankly.



1. I live with my mom
2. The doctor said the rash will dissipate in a week
3. Do you stuff that bra?

 

[Natasha]

Many people are unemployed/Cannot get work for various reasons. I think more women should be more open minded and aware of this frankly.

I have to admit that it would probably be a deal breaker for me, unless it's followed w/ "because my family is independently wealthy." I've worked since I was 15 years old. Unless there's a disability or some valid reason, I wouldn't be interested. I'd more than likely be thinking "if you have no income, you shouldn't be out on a date."

At least I'm honest about it.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

1.I'm a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.
2.Can you do the pingpong ball thing from Priscilla,Queen of the Desert?
3.Quick, duck down, I just saw my girlfriend!

 

[End Of All]

For the females that view these posts,
1.Do you want to go to the Opera?
2.Did you see that last episode of Oprah?
3.No, these aren't real.

 

[Natasha]

For the females that view these posts,
1.Do you want to go to the Opera?
2.Did you see that last episode of Oprah?
3.No, these aren't real.

1. Dammit...I would LOVE for a guy to take me to the opera!!! I wouldn't bust it out on the first date, though.
2. Pssssh...everybody knows the Oprah show ended.
3. They're real.

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[End Of All]

Those are things that I being a sensible guy, would love to hear.