Gasman Named Dieter
A forgetful old gasman named Dieter,
Who went poking around his gas heater,
Touched a leak with his light;
He blew out of sight—
And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you,
he also ruined the meter.

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A forgetful old gasman named Dieter,
Who went poking around his gas heater,
Touched a leak with his light;
He blew out of sight—
And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you,
he also ruined the meter.

Watch the slide show...for more.
http://www.rd.com/slideshows/funny-limericks/?trkid=NL-RANDOM-031714&_cmp=&_ebid=3/17/2014#slide2