lil johnny and his pops

[Baby Jai]

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He says, "Hey Dad! What are
you doin?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank." Johnny says,
"Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage. The
milkman filled her this morning."

 

[Godsloveapples]

Hahaha! Pwned!

 

[Charmer]

Damn, kid! hehehe

Husband: Dear, the milkman was supposed to deliver the milk this morning. Did he?
Wife: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes he delivered "it."