A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of First Graders,using a bowl of lifesavers.
With each Color they ate, he would ask the children what it Tasted Like:
Red............cherry,
Yellow.........lemon,
Green.........lime,
Orange.........orange,
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating Them, none of the children could Identify the taste.
Well, he said, 'I'll give you all a clue...It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and Yelled,
'Oh My God!!!! They're Assholes!'
