Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.
Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever
seen, and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now. But, as she
turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may
we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just by touching it, you'll shit when you hear the
price." :24:
Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever
seen, and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now. But, as she
turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may
we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just by touching it, you'll shit when you hear the
price." :24:
