Let's Start New Pickup Lines

[Ertragen]

I was just going through some of my files to organize and I ran into an old txt I had of funny pickup lines. Some seemed outdates since at least one dealt with usage of payphones and where the heck do you find payphones now days?

So I thought maybe we could all create and post our own unique pickup lines that's still fit for modern day.

Here's mine.

I'm a nice guy who respects women's freedom to choose. That's why I'm willing to let you choose before shoving you into my car. How's about you and I go out on a date?

 

[BornReady]

A guy goes up to a woman in a bar. He dips his finger in his drink and touches her blouse. Then says, "How about we take you home and get you out of those wet clothes?"

 

[cam elle toe]

Bloke: "bet ya 20c I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"

Gal "OK..your on"

Bloke...reaches out and jiggles girls tits "I lose...heres your 20c"

 

[darkangel]

bloke: "bet ya 20c i can make your tits jiggle without touching them"

gal "ok..your on"

bloke...reaches out and jiggles girls tits "i lose...heres your 20c"

:24: Lmao!!! :24:

 

[Alien Allen]

Those are about as useful as two tits on a bull

IMO

If you are out to get laid then just ask

You will get slapped or laid

Expect a lot of slaps

 

[Dana]

Hey baby do you drive stick?

Wouild you like to shift me into 3rd gear?

hey baby why don't you say go go gadget dick and see what pops out

 

[Ertragen]

I just bought a beer and had it put in a paper bag. Beer for me, Bag for you.

and

Pick one of OTZ's VIP member or Administrator "Do you come here often?"

 

[Ertragen]

Bloke: "bet ya 20c I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"

Gal "OK..your on"

Bloke...reaches out and jiggles girls tits "I lose...heres your 20c"

If a woman is willing to accept 20cents for that bet, then she's a cheap whore. At least take a dollar. Then at least she could be considered a sexy stripper.

 

[Dana]

If a woman is willing to accept 20cents for that bet, then she's a cheap whore. At least take a dollar. Then at least she could be considered a sexy stripper.

currency in aussie is diff than america so 20c is probably not 20 cents....

 

[Ertragen]

currency in aussie is diff than america so 20c is probably not 20 cents....

and why would we care about aussie currency?
world revolves around america and everyone else is just extra baggage.

 

[cam elle toe]

if a woman is willing to accept 20cents for that bet, then she's a cheap whore. At least take a dollar. Then at least she could be considered a sexy stripper.

:24:

currency in aussie is diff than america so 20c is probably not 20 cents....

:24::24:

and why would we care about aussie currency?
World revolves around america and everyone else is just extra baggage.

:24::24::24::24::24::24:

 

[Iris]

lol @ ertragen.

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

are you a general? because you have my private standing at attention.

 

[Guyzerr]

Hi.... my name is Guyzerr and I fuck. How do you like me so far?

 

[skyblue]

and why would we care about aussie currency?
world revolves around america and everyone else is just extra baggage.

it does?.....considering the pounds stronger than the u.s. dollar right now....you know

 

[Thornless]

and why would we care about aussie currency?
world revolves around america and everyone else is just extra baggage.

She's from/in Australia, why would she care about our money?


Back to OP.

"I'm new in town, could you direct me to the fastest way into your pants."

 

[BornReady]

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"I'm new in town, could you direct me to the fastest way into your pants."

lol Nice! :clap

I watched Inception last night. Ariadne said, "Everyone's staring at us" and Arthur replied "Kiss me!" She did and said, "They're still staring." He replied, "It was worth a try." That was a good line.

 

[ganny]

That shirt is becoming on you. Ofcourse if I was on you, I would becoming too.

 

[ganny]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice! hi

 

[JoeCool10]

Are you a boyscout? Cause you have my heart tied i knots

 

[Dana]

"Hey you're two girls. Would you like to see my cup?"