Let's all be scientologists!

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MMMMatilde

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agreed. My own mother couldn't get me to look twice at that stupid cult.



He doesn't need Katie Homes, He's got me.. I am so much cooler then she ever will be, and personally, i think I have better "tits" [[as you like to call them, peter]] could ever have!! YAY lol =\
 

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Well...Katie Holmes used to be a decent looking chick...but man has she gotten freaky looking lately! I think the little Scientology space aliens have invaded her soul. BTW, I think I have better tits than her too...I wonder if MY boyfriend would agree to that....hahah
 

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hey if i can get katie holmes after i become a scientologist, count me in

You like robots?

Or women who do anything you say?
Stay away from her parents pretty much.
Sign wackjob made up religious contracts.
Give her a makeover and instruct her what to wear.
Let her know that you like to occassionally hole yourself up in shady motels, throw on a wrestling outfit and have a roll with a few gay men?

Those are just a few of your possibilities! Yay!
 

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lol!
A woman who does everything I tell her to do, and doesn't associate with her parents? Sounds like the perfect woman to me.

You're half way there Julz ;):D
 
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