Least Shocking Headline in history

[Tangerine]

NBC Sports - Out of Bounds


:24:

 

[Kyle B]

Good thing she took the Tupperware, you can never have enough of that these days.

 

[Peter Parka]

I'd have left the tupperwear, far worse than crashing your car into a fire hydrant and being exposed as a cheat!:willy_nilly:

 

[Burntblood]

Tiger Woods
Half black , half not
One mistress lives close
Six others not
Too much press
Can't hide the shame
Too many holes
In your game
Set aside your putter
And get a chaffuer
Get you some slippers
And go back on tour

 

[Tangerine]

I cant WAIT for the moment when Tiger finally plays golf again. And he hits a shot that's heading right for the flag and some joker from the gallery shouts out:

GET IN THE HOLE!!


Golf will never be the same after that moment.