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Aeval

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why do elephants paint their tonails red?
so they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Then it must work!

Can't let ya suffer alone! hahaha
 

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Lmao I got some then, but i apologise in advance for not been politically correct ;):D




What's black and has 27 breasts??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.?
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.




 

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Lmao I got some then, but i apologise in advance for not been politically correct ;):D




What's black and has 27 breasts??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.?
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.





OMG....hahahahaha. Sick, sick girl...I like it.:24:
 

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Lmao I got some then, but i apologise in advance for not been politically correct ;):D




What's black and has 27 breasts??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.?
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.





OMG wow. Hahahaha.
 

NuckingFuts

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Lmao I got some then, but i apologise in advance for not been politically correct ;):D




What's black and has 27 breasts??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.

QWhats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.?
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.




Damn those were funny.
 

Dana

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Lmao I got some then, but i apologise in advance for not been politically correct ;):D




What's black and has 27 breasts??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.?
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.




The thread title was "Lame jokes" not tasteless....
 

BleedingBull

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*braces for a shout out* but here goes :D


What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose ?

Full


What did the cannibal do after he ate his girlfriend ?

wiped his ass


whats an Australians idea of foreplay?

you awake?
 

Aeval

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*braces for a shout out* but here goes :D


What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose ?

Full


What did the cannibal do after he ate his girlfriend ?

wiped his ass


whats an Australians idea of foreplay?

you awake?

:24: I roared when I saw this...people in my office shot some strange looks my way...oops.
 
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