Labours Interesting New Election Campaign

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Siphorous

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Darn funny... missed this :D

This bit I found best:

One tactic being discussed involves provoking a physical confrontation at one of the three ground-breaking TV debates between the candidates. In this scenario, Brown, instead of responding to a point made by Cameron, would walk over from his microphone with an exaggerated silent display of self-control, bring his face to within an inch of the Tory leader's, and in a subdued voice, ask "what did you just say?", before delivering a single well-aimed blow to his opponent's face, followed by a headlock if required.

The bloodied and bruised Cameron could then be whisked to a nearby hospital, where a previously briefed team of doctors and nurses would demonstrate the efficiency and compassion of the NHS under a Labour government.
 

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Tis a shame, because that's about the only election poster than made me want to vote! It did fool me when I saw it. (though i swear i saw it before 1st of april)

I'm already voting Brown since that Korean news report where they reenacted Brown throwing women out of their chairs, and generally bullying everyone.
 
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