Knock Knock Jokes

[Joey]

Post your knock knock jokes here! Lets see what you got...

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?

 

[BleedingBull]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

 

[Mystic]

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!



I think we all visited the same jokes page...lmao:24:

 

[BleedingBull]

Thats what I think hahaha Great minds and all lol

 

[Niamh]

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
There's no need to cry

 

[darkcgi]

knock knock whos there
i thought whos on first

 

[Joey]

Yeh we defo visited the same jokes page utter fail, haha.

 

[Darrell]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I'll have some peanuts.

:tooth

 

[Joey]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I'll have some peanuts.

:tooth

Haha, I liked this one

 

[Rachie]

Lovely humor guys

 

[Joey]

Lovely humor guys

Care to contribute a knock, knock joke madam?

 

[Rachie]

I unfortunately have none - sorry for the nonsense comment(s).