A skinny lil guy goes into the elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him..The big guy sees him staring looks down and says...7 feet tall..350 pounds..20 in private..3lb testicles..Turner Brown.The small guy faints! The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him and says: "Whats wrong with you?" In a weak voice the lil guy says:" What exactly did you say to me?" The big guy says:"I saw the curious look and figured Id just give you the answers to the ?s every1 always ask me....Im 7 ft tall..weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 in private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: Turner Brown? Sweet Jesus..... I thought you said TURN AROUND!!! 
