joke

[StangMang]

>A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
>past.
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>The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
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>The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my
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>cold-blooded friend."
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>So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have
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>another joint.
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>After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's
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>going to get a drink from the river.
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>At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far
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>over and falls in.
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>A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping
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>him to the side.
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>He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"
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>The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the
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>tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained
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>how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went
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>to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
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>The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks
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>into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting,
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>finishing a joint.
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>He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
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>The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much
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>water did you drink?"