joke of the day, thank you Missus PJ!

Users who are viewing this thread

pjbleek

Well-Known Member
Messages
25,839
Reaction score
76
Tokenz
803.24z
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, special learning
centers.

In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zacha ry down and enrolled
him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello.

Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room
without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as
before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly
laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books.. With great
trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an "A" in math.

She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and
said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms?" "WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"

Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

 
  • 5
    Replies
  • 240
    Views
  • 0
    Participant count
    Participants list
80,560Threads
2,194,893Messages
5,015Members
Back
Top