It's the most horrible time of the year
with the kids all a yelling
and the snow they be pelting
and a very cold derriere
It's the crap crapppiest season of all
With the holiday shopping
and mobs all a flocking
then getting your ass mauled
It's the crap crappiest season of all
they'll be parties with boasting
Getting drunk and then toasting
and laughs when you fall...
It's the crap crapppiest season of all
with the kids all a yelling
and the snow they be pelting
and a very cold derriere
It's the crap crapppiest season of all
With the holiday shopping
and mobs all a flocking
then getting your ass mauled
It's the crap crappiest season of all
they'll be parties with boasting
Getting drunk and then toasting
and laughs when you fall...
It's the crap crapppiest season of all