Its in the air today BOI!!!

[Boomer]

I was outside havin a smoke. These two dudes were arguing about a bet. Guy A doesnt wanna pay up. Guy B aint diggin the idea. Guy A tells guy B that he is gonna punch'em in the face. Guy A jumps at guy B. Guy B flinches but does nothing. Guy A turns around to get in his car and calls guy B(who is a goth industrial dude with fake dreadlocks) a bitch with fake hair! Im sittin behind this wall just waitin for a good fist fight, but it was a no go. Pretty crazy day at work man....

 

[UncleBacon]

damn panzy ass goth

 

[UncleBacon]

I would of knocked that dudes teeth down his throat the moment he made like he was going to throw a punch or what ever at me and then put his hand in a vice and rip his finger nails out 1 by 1

 

[Boomer]

LOL funny thing. The goth dude is a kickboxer. He woulda probably killed guy A. At least I think! You never know really.

 

[Boomer]

I woulda done guy A like stewie. WHERES MY MONEY MAN?

 

[AUDRAA]

ha ha ha ha ha why did I find that so fuckin funny? Im losing my mind

 

[UncleBacon]

you never know who can do what I don't care if you're a black belt to the infiniti degree...no one is above an asswhoopin (except for chuck norris of course) anyone can be beaten on any given day (refer to chuck norris again for exception) there is always someone bigger stronger and meaner (refer one last time to chuck norris for exception) but I've seen people sware up and down how tough they are because they are a black belt in something or other and then watched them get their asses kicked

 

[UncleBacon]

ps chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did

 

[Boomer]

True that man. True that. I wanted to see'em scrap so I could tell who is a liar.

 

[UncleBacon]

all I need is a hot wheel track or a whooful ball bat and then I'll go all spider monkey on his ass and call it a day

 

[Boomer]

LOL I'd mopp'em both up. Came from a ruff neighborhood man. We liked to fight! : ) But we also learned how to take a whoopin too!

 

[UncleBacon]

I like to say I can hold my own...alway wondered how I would do in ufc homer says I'd get owned but I got a hard chin and heavy hands

 

[Boomer]

Got some meat hooks on ya eh? I gotta pretty good right if I dont say so myself.*brushes nails against shirt and blows them off*

 

[UncleBacon]

my arms are deceivingly small for my size but hard as a rock...so is my ass but beyond that...I'm a big fan of the head butt because they never see it coming

 

[DanTastic]

my right hand is a hellboy hand right now with this goddamn cast on it

 

[Boomer]

LOL hell boy hand.

 

[UncleBacon]

haha nice

 

[DanTastic]

wich reminds me, i gotta cut off these damn horns so i have nothin but 2 stubs stickin out of my forehead

 

[Homer]

Chris if you put a year into training and working out you may have a shot, you do have the tools but you'd need to put in the time first .ps your arms are by no means small.

 

[Boomer]

*starts curling a barbell* Cmon bacon, we gonna win tha UFC!(Note I am saying this with the cheesiest redneck accent I can muster.)