A wife takes her lover home a day her husband is at work and nine year old son is at school.
The son comes home early, sees his mother and her lover and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
Hearing her husband coming home from work early the mother put her lover in the closet not realizing that the little boy was already in there.
Boy: "It's dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks."
Boy: "My Dad is outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
Weeks later the boy and lover find themselves in the closet again.
Boy: "It's dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold!"
A few days later the Dad tells his son to grab his ball and glove so they could play catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and glove."
The
Dad asks, "How much did you get for them?" The boy replies, "$1,000."
The Dad says "That's terrible to rip off your friends like that....$1,000 is way more then those two things cost. What you did is a sin and I'm taking you to church so you can confess your sins and ask God's forgiveness."
In church the Dad makes sure the boy goes into the confessional and closes the door.
The boy says, "It's dark in here."
Priest: "Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now."
The son comes home early, sees his mother and her lover and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
Hearing her husband coming home from work early the mother put her lover in the closet not realizing that the little boy was already in there.
Boy: "It's dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks."
Boy: "My Dad is outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
Weeks later the boy and lover find themselves in the closet again.
Boy: "It's dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold!"
A few days later the Dad tells his son to grab his ball and glove so they could play catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and glove."
The
Dad asks, "How much did you get for them?" The boy replies, "$1,000."
The Dad says "That's terrible to rip off your friends like that....$1,000 is way more then those two things cost. What you did is a sin and I'm taking you to church so you can confess your sins and ask God's forgiveness."
In church the Dad makes sure the boy goes into the confessional and closes the door.
The boy says, "It's dark in here."
Priest: "Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now."
