Strickland
Banned
So, get this. This girl I've known since kindergarten just got dumped by her boyfriend and has a smokin' body. Now, yesterday she was all over me, but there was a guy there who has a big crush on her so I didn't flirt with her too much. Later that night I got schwiggedy schwasted. I mean, I chugged 7 beers before anyone else even finished their 2nd. After a few more hours I was in a horrible mood and passed out shortly thereafter. Now, obviously, that left things open for my (barely) competitor who made out with her but will never shack up with because he's a big JF. This is not the issue, however. The issue is with another guy I know whose currently dropping acid with her and deliberately excluded me on this deal so as to increase his chances of getting with her. I'm extremely pissed, but I am far better looking than that clown, so what should I do about this braggart's transgressions against me?