>IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION
>>
>>Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
>>a loose woman.
>>
>>The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy
>>Shaughnessy?
>>
>>Yes, Father, it is.
>>
>>And, who was the woman you were with?
>>
>>I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin
>>her reputation.
>>
>>Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so
>>you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?
>>
>>I cannot say.
>>
>>Was it Patricia Kelly?
>>
>>I'll never tell.
>>
>>Was it Sheilah O'Brien?
>>
>>I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
>>
>>Was it Kathleen Morgan?
>>
>>My lips are sealed.
>>
>>Was it Fiona Grogan, then?
>>
>>Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
>>
>>The priest sighs in frustration. You're a steadfast
>>lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But
>>you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend
>>church mass for three months. Be off with you now.
>>
>>Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides
>>over and whispers, What'd you get?
>>
>>Three month's vacation and five good leads.
>>
>>Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
>>a loose woman.
>>
>>The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy
>>Shaughnessy?
>>
>>Yes, Father, it is.
>>
>>And, who was the woman you were with?
>>
>>I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin
>>her reputation.
>>
>>Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so
>>you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?
>>
>>I cannot say.
>>
>>Was it Patricia Kelly?
>>
>>I'll never tell.
>>
>>Was it Sheilah O'Brien?
>>
>>I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
>>
>>Was it Kathleen Morgan?
>>
>>My lips are sealed.
>>
>>Was it Fiona Grogan, then?
>>
>>Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
>>
>>The priest sighs in frustration. You're a steadfast
>>lad, Timmy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But
>>you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend
>>church mass for three months. Be off with you now.
>>
>>Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides
>>over and whispers, What'd you get?
>>
>>Three month's vacation and five good leads.